Always Scissors Slices Though the Competition at The Dive

Always Scissors cut up the competition at the first PBRPRPSCLCS event at The Dive this past Thursday.  He attributed his victory to employing to perfection the Zen Strategy that won Master Pete Lovering the 2002 RPS International World Championship.

The crowd at the Dive was so hungry for RPS that there were two tournaments held back-to-back.  In the second tournament, Never Rock beat Always Scissors despite the fact that their names suggest that such a thing should never occur.  Never Rock ended up the overall champ in the second “unofficial” tournament, winning himself a Pabst Blue Ribbon and his choice of flavor Mad Dog 20/20.

Speaking of Master Pete Lovering, here’s a picture of him after winning the title:

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  1. [...] night also marked the return of the first ever Rock Paper Scissors champ at the Dive, Always Scissors.  He hadn’t lost a match in over four years!  Of course, this was because [...]

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