Bacon Shark Suffers Complete Strategic Meltdown, P is For Paper Proclaims That V is For Victory at The Khyber
P is Paper pulled off an amazing come-from-behind win on Monday night at the Khyber, defeating Bacon Shark who lost in the finals for the second time in two weeks.
Bacon Shark was one throw away from winning the whole thing before P is for Paper even scored a point. Bacon Shark took the lead on the first throw of the 4th match, putting him again at game point. But P is for Paper never let him get there as a thrilling last set came down to the final throw where P is for Paper crushed Bacon Shark’s Scissors for the victory as the crowd went wild.
P is for Paper credits this solid showing to intense training with last week’s Tritone champ, Mr. Strawberry. P is for Paper, however, said that he no longer needs the guidance of Mr. Strawberry and hopes to soundly defeat his former mentor in the competition arena next week.
This reminds us all of the familiar, if not sad, story of Urbanus and his former apprentice, Beautiful Johnny. Beautiful Johnny joined up with my arch-nemisis Ruxpin in Toronto this past October as the ultimate slap-in-the face to his former teacher. I still have yet to forgive him and probably never will.
Getting back to the story of last night…everyone in attendance was upset that Master Fister didn’t make it past the first round. They had all hoped to hear his name more often.
