Dancing Marine Defeats Swiss Army at Finn’s
The Swiss Army arrived in force at Finn McCool’s on Tuesday, boasting a team 10 strong. But there isn’t always strength in numbers as they began to fall like dead birds in round 2.
In the end it came down to Matt Luber (who trains with the Goldberg/Farma clan) and The Dancing Marine (not the Dancing Machine as our silly announcer said). The Dancing Marine took Matt Luber in a match that was fit for dancing kings. In his post-championship interview, the Dancing Marine didn’t speak but merely did a little jig and smiled a winner’s smile much to the delight of the customers of Finn McCool’s.
The Swiss Army, upon their last player being eliminated, announced that most of their team were done with “college” and would be “out of town” until the fall.
Translation: “I can’t believe we all lost. I still love and will play competitive RPS all the time this season, but this bitterness and disappointment is overwhelming.”
yay!