Dolphinstorm! Te Kua Defeats EagleSoar!!!! to win at the Dive.
Te Kua (roughly translated-the dolphin) defeated EagleSoar on Thursday to claim the night’s championship and educate all involved that dolphins can be ferocious in the competition arena, as well as eat their young in the ocean (that fact has yet to be verified by the PBRPRPSCLCS copy desk). He defeated EagleSoar, of Tuesday night Dive bad-boy quizzo team Whalestorm!, who again made the finals but failed to finish the deal.
No-Ro won the Street RPS title by a large margin (and an extra 2 points). If some of you are as slow to understand things as your ref is, it’s no-ro as in ro-sham-bo.
Finally, the Majestic 12 (who actually number six) made another strong showing at the Dive despite the fact that the Artist Formerly known as Steve Park failed to advance past the first round for the first time ever. They are a team to watch out for when the Championships roll around. As well as every Thursday at the Dive.
[...] who’s been out in Roshambo Land (California) and made his way back to Philly RPS for the first time since the 2006 season. No-Ro made it to round 3, but couldn’t go any further. It’s possible that he was [...]