Female Ninja Whore Goes Two for Two! Look Out, Philadelphia!
Sister Kathleen was all set to take home rookie of the week honors this week, until Female Ninja Whore made an appearance at Tritone on Wednesday. Not only did Female Ninja Whore take the championship at Tritone, but she then showed up at the Dive and outplayed 36 other competitors to take her second championship in 2 tries. All the players in Philadelphia are asking: “Can Female Ninja Whore be stopped”?
She defeated EagleSoar (below), former member of Whalestorm!, who trains with me every Tuesday night. His training payed off to a limited degree as he showed very strong until facing Female Ninja Whore.
And of Course, it was El Toro Papaya’s birthday. To celebrate, he made it to the third round, won the Street RPS tournament by a lot, and drank down a little Roshambo Winery Merlot. I forgot to take his picture, so here’s a different shot. This why you shouldn’t play RPS outside with no shirt on. Ouch!
