Pacifist Defeats Montana Mike…Issues Challenge to Wyoming Wendy, Dakota Danny and Entire State of Nebraska
In a night filled with many, many first round upsets (Female Ninja Whore, Mr. Strawberry, PJ Rhymeswithsausage, etc.), The Pacifist came out fighting using his now-trademark elbow supporting hand and Rob Krueger-like count off of the prime. He defeated Montana Mike in the finals and told all press on hand that “Nothing against Montana Mike, because he seems like a nice guy who could write a pretty good book ( http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/006058047X/002-7795673-1348030?v=glance&n=283155 ), but I don’t care much for the Midwest and I don’t care much for a majority of the players who come from there. I would gladly challenge and defeat Dakota Danny, Wyoming Wendy and the entire state of Nebraska. I don’t care who lives there. I don’t care what title they may hold or may have previously held. I don’t care how much money they may have won in the past playing RPS. Freakin’ Midwest. I would put any player from Philadelphia up against any champ or any chump from out there.”
Once again, Down and Dirty Dan Pike (who doesn’t actually call himself that) won the Street RPS Challenge after advancing to the final 4 on the night. When asked his secret, Dan Pike replied, “I’ve just bought the Official RPS Strategy Guide by Doug and Graham Walker. The Urbanus Offense has done wonders for my street game. This last bit has nothing to do with Rock Paper Scissors, but I thought I might add that Pabst Blue Ribbon is awesomely good”.
