Pete the Beat Stands Tall, Wins at Finn McCools
Pete the Beat is quickly becoming a giant of the sport. Yesterday at Finn McCool’s he stood head and shoulders above the rest of the competition and in the end looked down upon them all from the championship throne (which was actually standing behind a table).
All joking aside, Pete is pretty tall, man. I’ll get over it. Pete also cruised to a sweet Finn McCool’s victory last night, defeating Non-Partisan Jawn in the finals to take home the title.
Afterwards, Pete the beat issued a warning to all comers: “I don’t care if you are based on, influenced by, affiliated with, or supporting the interests or policies of no single political party or not. I will still beat you. Pete the Beat OUT.”
