Rangler Wrangles Away Victory From My Fingers Make Me Happy at Finn’s
The Wrangler and My Fingers Make Me Happy arrived as friends at Finn McCool’s on Tuesday. But then they had to face each other in the finals, and left the event as bitter rivals after the Rangler defeated her with ease to claim his first championship of the season.
Said The Rangler: “It’s almost like she doesn’t respect me with how poorly she played in the finals.”
Said My Fingers Make Me Happy: “It’s almost like he doesn’t respect me with how soundly he defeated me in the finals. I want no part of him nor his Finn McCool’s gift certificates. I’ve learned from this loss and will win the championship at Tritone tomorrow, no doubt.”
Time will only tell if My Fingers Make Me Happy’s bold guarantee will hold.
Hats off to Jen S., who was running late and had to play almost before she even walked in the door. She then proceeded to roll on to the final four. You can check her out, along with the rest of her roller girl pals at www.phillyrollergirls.com. Don’t forget to go see the Philthy Britches and Heavy Metal Hookers on June 4.
