Swiss Army Represents. Crystal Ball Wins Tritone Championship Rematch.
Crystal Ball won the rematch of last week’s Tritone Championship match, turning the table and defeating My Fingers Make Me Happy in a last throw of five match showdown. Crystal Ball, when asked by the press on hand, predictably told them he can “see into the future” when asked about his strong performances the past two weeks.
Crystal Ball, of course, is a member of Philadelphia’s largest RPS team-The Swiss Army (below-with competitor Jon Mosca trying to pretend that he’s part of the Swiss Army). The Swiss Army hadn’t rounded up all the troops since Finn McCool’s a few weeks back, but they promise to remain on the RPS battlefield for the last two weeks of the City League. The Swiss Army also claim to be the best RPS team in Philadelphia, but the loose alliance of Paper Tiger, Dancing Marine and Female Ninja Whore have disputed this claim.
Finally, Dan Pike won the street RPS tournament on the night with a score of 26-22 against the closest competitor The Dirty Dirty (Swiss Army). Dan Pike now claims that his best game is his street game. But he’s going to play like he’s on the street all night on June 17th.
