The Evil Miss Lovely Triumphs Over All At The Khyber With Attractive, Devious Strategy

The Evil Miss Lovely defeated all comers at the Khyber on Monday, defeating Geoffrey with a “G” in the finals. The Evil Miss Lovely let it be known that she doesn’t want to be one of the good girls of the PBRPRPSCLCS. She then detailed the theory of “jumpability”, which you can find the full description of over at www.johnnygoodtimes.com (it has nothing to do with RPS so we’re going to leave it alone).
The crowd at Finn McCool’s all agreed that the Evil Miss Lovely is indeed lovely (possibly due to how evil she is), prompting hopes for a Evil Miss Lovely (bad girl) Vs. Sassy Kicks Some Assy (good girl) showdown this coming week at the Khyber.
