Get Your Rocks Off Shocks the Dive!
Get Your Rocks Off stunned Rock F****er in the finals at the Dive, cleaning up in 3 straight sets to claim his first ever event title. GYRO (that’s a darn good acronym) showed up to scout out the competition the week before and put that knowledge to good use. He also bought a copy of the Official RPS Strategy Guide by Doug and Graham Walker and claimed that this 200 page resource is probably what put him over the edge on his way to victory. The Strategy Guide is available at every event for just $10.
As for Rock F****er, it was her second time in the finals this year, but she just can’t seem to get over the hump yet.
Jameson won the Street RPS challenge, and ended up with all the money in the entire place. She also added that Pabst Blue Ribbon is “quite tasty”.
