PJ Rhymeswithsausage Gets David Bowie’s Package A Win! The Fighting Mongooses Chokes Again!

PJ Rhymeswithsausage came away with a validating and spectacular win on the final throw of the 5th match against the Fighting Mongooses of the Majestic 12 as Team David Bowies Package chanted “one of us” at Bob and Babaras on Monday. Also an award winning zombie, PJ Rhymeswithsausage had to defeat his own teammate Baconshark in the final four to move on. It was the 3rd appearance in the finals in the past few months for the Fighting Mongooses, but he has still been unable to seal the deal as of yet.

The Lobster Mobster won the Street RPS on the night by a pretty good margin, and was then congratulated by the best RPS players from Pittsburgh. Team PGH had taken a road trip to get beaten badly by some of the worst RPS players in Philadelphia (who are still actually quite good players) thus proving that Philadelphia rules. Especially when it comes to RPS. Take that, Pittsburgh!
