There’s a (Rock) Doctor is in the House at Jager’s!
There was a full turnout for Strawberry Appreciation Day at Jager’s on Wednesday. El Toro Papaya showed how much he appreciated Mr. Strawberry by first baking a cake and then knocking the man of the night out in the second round. El Toro made it to the finals again but there he met up with Feed the Pony teammate the Rock Doctor. It came down to the last throw in the fifth match, but the Rock Doctor came away victorious. In a great strategic set-up, the Rock Doctor had thrown Paper after Paper after Paper on his way to the finals, but when it came to the last throw he taught El Toro Papaya a lesson about what Rock does to Scissors and claimed his first victory of the season after coming close several times before. In his victory speech, the Rock Doctor said that “reading the Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide by Doug and Graham Walker has really helped me to fine tune my game this year. I think you can buy one at any PBR City League event for just $10. That’s a steal! Or at least cover cover price.”
The Rock Doctor also won the Street match, defeating Frankie 13 by $1! But nobody was bitter about losing at Jager’s as they all got a piece of the cake, which was awesome. And in honor of Mr. Strawberry.
