2008 PBRPRPSCLCS Champion Mr. Is Continues Domination, Shows Bus(c)h League How It’s Done!
Reigning City League Champ Mr. Is (above, with below-average referee) checked in from the field after accidentally stumbling upon and purposefully cleaning up the competition and taking the title (and a chair that broke upon its’ first use) at a bush league event this past weekend in Ambler, PA. A description of the scene direct from the Champ herself and edited a tiny bit on this end:
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50+ drunk lawyer-types and their brethren, decked out in standard issue Other Beer Lite RPS mardi gras beads. Amid a flurry of vertical paper, horizontal scissors, mandatory launchpads, and delayed throws, I was able to walk away victorious, bringing yet more pride and honor (and class) to the noble institution of the Package and PBRPRPSCLCS.
It was an easy night, where the boys all threw rock, the girls all threw scissors, and everyone played to beat the last throw. After 5 rounds where I faced nothing but dudes (all stunned to lose to a girl, much less a brunette), the final came down to me and another lass, the most “well-advantaged” (as we in DBP would say) RPS player I’ve come across. There was hooting and hollering from the crowd, but I suspect that it was
less for my cunning throws, and more for her ever-lower slipping shirt. I took home victory in a swift 3-1 final, proving my might with the most confident rock I’ve ever thrown. And my prize? A kiddie-sized patio chair. (Dear Other Beer Lite: Why do you make kiddie sized patio chairs??)
Conclusion: That other RPS league in the USA is for suckers. PBRPRPSCLCS rules!
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That’s right Mr. Is, it’s for suckers and jerks (except for one of them). Disclaimer: The previous statement by the PBRPRPSCLCS does not include any of the players of any league when refering to ”suckers” and/or “jerks”.
Regardless of who is and who is not a sucker and/or jerk, congratulations to Champion Mr. Is on another grand tournament win this summer!
