Le Tigre Wins Lone Strawberry Appreciation Day of 2008 Season!
Le Tigre, team captain of the Paper Cut Posse, won his 2nd tournament of the 2008 Pabst Blue Ribbon Philadelphia Rock Paper Scissors City League season at the final 2008 event at the Khyber. He once again defeated reigning City League Champ Baconshark in the finals but instead of winning on the last throw of the last set like last time, this one was a 3-0 match win that Le Tigre said was ”surprising, but not so surprising”. As it is Double Points Week, Le Tigre has catapulted into 3rd place with a victory – tying up PJ Rhymeswithsausage at 56 but with a better power ranking. Le Tigre has now won 25% of the tournaments he has played in since the March off-season event and ranks #1 in the league among those who have played more than 20 matches this year with a win percentage of 69.23%.
Dance Rock Saskatchewan, former co-record holder for championship titles in a season, showed everyone why by dominating the Street RPS action on the night and getting himself an extra 4 points as well as putting himself in the running for the season end street prize. He defeated PJ Rhymeswithsausage by a score of 137-58, which is the highest amount turned in by a single competitor at any event this season.
The PBRPRPSCLCS somehow forgot to mention that it was Strawberry Appreciation night at the Khyber (for some reason), where all competitors were treated to strawberry cake courtesy of El Toro Papaya and all the Mr. Strawberry they could handle courtesy of Mr. Strawberry himself!
Dance Rock was wiping the floor with everyone in street.
Props.