Loomer Sets New Season Record at the Khyber!
Loomer (above, eating hoag and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon), of the Majestic 12, set the record for tournament wins in a season by claiming his 4th win so far in 2008. The former record was 3, held by both Female Ninja Whore and Dance Rock Saskatchewan. He defeating reigning City League Champ Baconshark in the finals in a nail-biter of a match that ended on the final throw of a 5 match set when Loomers Rock dulled the Champ’s Scissors. A few more things about Loomer: he currently has a season record of 26-10 (72%) and currently has 66 points with less than 3 weeks remaining so he also has the chance of breaking the record for most points in a season, which El Toro Papaya set last year with 86.
PJ Rhymeswithsausage of Team David Bowie’s Package took the Street tourney on the night with a final count of 71 with 2 competitors tied for 2nd at 38. There were then rumors swirling of some sort of team merger that could be taking place to attempt to threaten the league-leading Majestic 12.
