Mr. Strawberry Wins!!!
Mr. Strawberry, well known around Philadelphia RPS circles for consistantly placing 2nd, has been practicing all off-season down in Newark, Delaware and has already claimed a 1st place prize this summer! He’s been playing down at his local California Tortilla and after claiming many 2nd place prizes of Chips and Salsa (above) he has taken the gold, defeating his cashier for the top prize of a free burrito (above)!
Said 1st place finisher Mr. Strawberry “it’s too bad I can’t compete in the largest Rock Paper Scissors tournament ever, but at least I can still see Steve Miller and enjoy the lingering taste of my victory burrito.”
Mr. Strawberry hopes his strong play will continue in the mean streets of the Newark fast food industry throughout the summer with hopes of winning free sodas, pancakes, ribs and the ultimate goal of “someday soon I’ll win an entire pizza. Hold the strawberries. BAM!”.
Update: California Tortilla representatives – the PBRPRPSCLCS would be more than happy to discuss sponsorship opportunities for the 2009 City League season!
