PJ Rhymeswithsausage Moves into 2nd Place After Sweep at Skinners!
PJ Rhymeswithsausage of team David Bowie’s Package (above) won his 3rd tournament of the season after taking out Grim Trigger of the Majestic 12 by a score of 3 matches to 0. Grim Trigger was notably upset at the paparazzo on hand during the finals and that distraction may have played a part in him winning but one lonely point in the championship loss. There was also a strong showing by three players from Milwaukee (all made the final eight), as well as the Togo and Cameroon Peace Corps volunteers who ship out on Sunday. The PBRPRPSCLCS would be able to tell you more about them if the referee had not forgotten the score sheet at the venue. But don’t fear, the scores from last night for all regular players have been retained and updated by collective memory.
PJ Rhymeswithsausage also won the Street Prize on the night, making it the first time in 2008 there has been a clean sweep by one player in a night. He also beat Grim Trigger there by a count of 92-59. This has put PJ into the lead fr the Street prize with 1 event left tonight at the Dive in the 2008 season. By virtue of both victories on the night during Double Points Week, PJ Rhymeswithsausage claimed a mighty 20 points toward his season total, which has now pushed him past the Paper Tiger and into 2nd place behind Loomer on the season.
Hey…Isn’t this PBRPHILADELPHIARPS CIty League?
Can’t we, like, have him disqualified & deported to Camden, or the shore,
or wherever it is their all from?