The Paper Cuts to Philadelphia RPS Players: We Will Bury You!
As you all know, your Commissioner is like a really nice guy. In an act that was almost a little too nice, as a reward to all those who attended the last off-season event before the 2008 Pabst Blue Ribbon Philadelphia Rock Paper Scissors City League Championship Series season begins, points were awarded that will count towards the 2008 totals. The 2008 standings tab has been adjusted to reflect this. *Note – This was only individual points and does not include team or street money accumulation.
Le Tigre (above left with delicious Pabst Blue Ribbon), representing the Paper Cuts, roared to the finals in his first second Philadelphia-area RPS appearance to face a dominating Fiberglass Forest (above, right), who was last seen in the final 16 of the 2006 PBRPRPSCLCS Championship, and was blowing people out at Skinners by winning in 4 straight throws in multiple matches. But Le Tigre turned the tables on her, chopping down FGF by a blowout count of 3 matches to 0 in the finals to claim the title on the night as well as $60.
Kite-Kate, also of the Paper Cuts, won the Street RPS prize on the night by more than doubling up on the reigning City League Champ Baconshark. This made it a clean sweep on the night (well, except for the whole 2nd place thing) for the Paper Cuts who plan to continue this domination once the 2008 PBRPRPSCLCS kicks off on April 14th.
Also noteworthy is that the first round saw a matchup of Dave, who is the marketing director for PBR in Philly Vs. Zac, who markets PBR in Boston. Dave defeated Zac easily. Proving what locals already knew, that Philadelphia is better than Boston or any other city when it comes to RPS. But PBR still rules no matter where you drink it.
I spent many days surrounded by FGF, and its true what they say about Fiberglass, even after she was gone, I think some of her stayed with me
[...] Spicy Brown Autocrat Le_Tigre continued the team domination on the night and took the street prize with a literally paper-thin win over Friend of the Majestic 12 Jake Falkinburg by a score of 53-52. Hmmm. Off-season tourney at Skinners right before the season dominated by Spicy Brown…this kind of reminds me of something. By urbanus, 8. April 2009, 08:00 o’clock [...]