Time Outs No Longer Brought to You by Philadelphia Will Do!
Philadelphia Will Do’s sponsorship of timeouts has been temporarily suspended as the contract in this regard has been breached by one of the parties involved. The Pabst Blue Ribbon Philadelphia Rock Paper Scissors City League Championship Series would like to apologize for all the players who have read Philadelphia Will Do up to this point in the season out of sponsor loyalty, and promise to better research time out sponsors in the future instead of relying on a “handshake deal” that sounded too good to be true from the beginning.
You will now be returned to your familiar Pabst Blue Ribbon time out for the rest of the season or until this matter is resolved with our suspended sponsor.
What Lynn Abraham broke our contract?! WTF!?!