A Clean Sweep for the Dirty Dozen at Dirty Franks!

That’s What She Said (I made those awesome jokes last time around) looks like she’s decided that she likes playing Rock Paper Scissors, winning at Rock Paper Scissors, and getting money as a result of winning at Rock Paper Scissors (and Pabst Blue Ribbon). After placing 2nd at the Dive last time around, That’s What She Said took down Pete the Beat by a score of 3 matches to 1 at the February tournament – delivering Dirty Franks house team the Dirty Dozen their first RPS championship in 13 tries on their home turf. Asked what she thought of Pete the Beat as a competitor, That’s What She Said added “I’ve seen bigger tools” (Zing! – That’s what she said! – Ed.)

Dirty Dozen coach Von Damonator ended up as the Street RPS Champ on the night, as a technical foul on Posthumyn required her to play him for it. He won a best to five (half-hustle as they say in Minneapolis) and completed the prize and glory sweep for the Dirty Dozen.
