Billy Shears Does Lots of Stuff: Wins at Dirty Franks, Takes the Lead in Total Points and Sets Record for Tournament Wins in a Season!
Billy Shears (above – proving that girls really dig guys who are good at Rock Paper Scissors) Took the title at the last tournament this season at Dirty Franks. In the process, as you read in the headline, he overtook his Majestic 12 teammate Loomer for the total points (he’s up by 4) and won his fifth tournament in a single season which braeks the old record of 4, which Loomer did both this year and in 2008. Billy Shears took down promising rookie I am Not Afraid from the team S*itcaked Toiletbowl in a match that was really, really good and was only determined with everything tied up at 1 in the 5th and final match.
The Fighting Mongooses of the Majestic 12 (not pictured) won the Street RPS tournament again after leaving mid-competition again. That’s the 3rd time this year that particular strategy paid off for him and he won by a score of 99-81 over runner-up Bus Daddy dOGulas. The Majestic 12 were so happy they made it rain with all Grim Trigger’s condoms (above) except Loomer, who just stood patiently.
