Sir Faust Takes Beats Up on Female Ninja Whore at Dirty Franks!
Sir Faust of the Dirty Dozen (above with Dirty Franks softball jersey and team coach Von Damonator) delivered that team its first in-season Championship ever at their home bar. He survived a massive competition field of 44 players to meet up with Female Ninja Whore (who throughout her Rock Paper Scissors career seems to play better when there is a larger amount of competitors) in the finals. But the Whore was no match for Sir Faust on this night, losing 3 matches to 1 including three straight after she had won the first set.
Goosey 13 of the Majestic 13 ended up winning the Street RPS tounament in a nailbiter, knocking off Dr. Hambone, Esq. by a count of 93-91. Goosey 13, Dr. Hambone, Esq. and all their teams had already left by the final count so no one in the crowd was too excited about this development. But Goosey 13 should be a little excited – he just took a $4 lead in the Street RPS season total category with 4 tournaments left in the season.
