Someone Who Likes Maple Syrup Somewhere Pours It On at The Dive

The finals for the final tournament of 2008 made the crowd as well as the announcer happy, as their two favorite names on the night – That’s What She Said and Maple Syrup on my Di*k – battled it out for the championship.  Maple Syrup on my Di*k (above left with RPS colleague B Crunk) finally pulled out (That’s what she said! – Ed.) an exhausting and sticky victory, sticking it to (that’s what she said! – Ed.) That’s What She Said in a thrilling five-round set.

From the “this is not a surprise” (that’s what she said! – Ed.) file, PJ Rhymeswithsausage defeated closest runner-up Billy Shears to claim the street RPS championship on the night as has been the case pretty much every single time since the 2008 City League Championship.  PJ Rhymeswithsausage then demonstrated just how many cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon that street prize will get you.  He also mentioned that Pabst Blue Ribbon is delicious.  Just as a title sponsor should be.   He also mentioned that David Bowie’s Package rules (that’s what she said! – Ed.).

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.