Slymenstra Hymen Gets a Win for Feed the Pony on El Toro Papaya’s Birthday!
Slymenstra Hymen (at right holding Pabst Blue Ribbon in team picture where only technically half the people pictured are on the team) made it to the finals for the first time in his career, meeting up with new Dirty Cut Posse member And How. It wasn’t pretty for And How in the finals, as he didn’t even put up one point (making it quite pretty for the victor) and fell in a blowout 3-0 Championship match. Afterwards, Slymenstra Hymen did a little fire dancing when the Horror of Yig came on the jukebox. But all is not well despite the victory, as there seems to be a bit of tension between between Slymenstra and Oderus Urungus. We’ll see how that turns out. It was also teammate El Toro Papaya’s birthday, and he celebrated by losing in round 2.
Sir Faust (newly shiny!) upped his lead in total points so far by winning the most Street bucks on the night. He won 65-55 over Uhne Brunen who made a slight mistake as far as points go by declining the opportunity to play for it. Also – for the first time there were recirculated Street dollars! These were not included in the totals of the offender/offenders. Don’t think your referees aren’t on the lookout for these.
And in other news, Frankie Thirteen donned a blindfold and took on Joe McB in a full-on Hustler-style match and came out on top 10-0. Frankie Thirteen is considering playing blindfolded all the time now.
Also, Herricane Morales played last night as a part of a group of rookies that all lost in the first round. Take a listen and maybe they’ll return to play again this season.
Gracious. Are you saying that some nefarious ne’er-do-well tampered with the Street money?
For shame, I say. For shame.