Blackout Motherf*ckers Open and Close the Season at El Bar with a Win!
Hey! Remember back in week one when The Blackout Motherf*ckers won at The El Bar? Well the last week at the El Bar the same thing happened, except this time it wasn’t new team member Harper Lee, but not new team member Panty Bandit (in photo, left side). She met up with longtime Philly RPS vet the Paper Tiger (who was overheard in the first championship match of double points week.
Now Paper Tiger historically does not do exceedingly well during double points week, but the championship match started off well as he won the first set and then the first point in the 2nd. But then Panty Bandit took a moment to get a sip of that thought-clearing, strategy-enhancing Pabst Blue Ribbon and it was smooth sailing (to quote Boat Reynolds) from there on out. She won 3-1 and leaped in front of her teammate Jayne Doe in the standings.
And just like in week 1 (and 2, and 3, and 4, etc.) Dick Nasty won the Street RPS prize by a score of 222 to 186. Jayne Doe wanted to play for it but Mr. Nasty played it safe and increased not only his season-leading Street RPS total, but his lead for total points as well.
Apparently there was also a lot of yelling about a cheeseburger or something.
See you next time, The El Bar. Thanks for being a great host in 2011!
