dOGulas Wins in a dOGfight at Teri’s!
What an end to week 3 at Teri’s! It was so mind-blowing that it took 5 days to post the recap.
So anyway, dOGulas (once again of Team David Bowie’s Package) had a tough start to the 2011 season, making it out of the first round only once so far. But that all changed at Teri’s when dOGulas must have gotten confused because instead of losing all the time he didn’t lose at all. It came down to a battle of Dougs in the finals between dOGulas (at left, summoning the power of Pabstskull) and Dougie Fresh from the newest team Cock-Raper-Jizzers. It was a back and forth match, but dOGulas (as you well know) came out on top.
Congrats to dOGulas for his first tournament victory since the 2nd time he played back when he thought “wow, this winning at RPS is going to be easy” last season against the only other member of their team at the time, The Lone Wolves. He also scored a record deal, so a pretty good week overall I guess.
Remember last season when B-Pac used to win Street RPS all the time? He got back into the act here in week 3, turning in what was surprisingly his first street bucks of the year. But it was enough to win – and look at what happens when you win Street RPS. The ladies love it!
Although I never see that happen when Dick Nasty wins Street all the time.

Not true, I also won a tournament last year while in The Lone Wolves. Against the only other member, Ziro, no less. And it went down to the last throw. And we were wearing suits. And I ripped a button on the way out
Sorry, I forget about ones I don’t ref.