Slanted Scissors Has Her Revenge on RPS Speedwagon at the Raven Lounge!

Slanted Scissors made her first appearance of the year after taking a break upon learning that she’d been kicked off her former team, the still active RPS Speedwagon.  She swore to make RPS Speedwagon pay (this is a guess) and make them pay she did at The Raven Lounge!

She made it all the way to the finals after her old team all lost in the 1st or 2nd round (in fact she eliminated the last Speedwagon member Grundle Gripper in round 2).  Slanted Scissors stepped up to the final match vs. Mikey 2 Bucks (formerly Uncle Mikey) as they both went for their 1st title ever.  And Slanted Scissors, who never won a title under the flag of RPS Speedwagon, took it to Uncle Mikey by a score of 3 matches to 1.  When asked why it took so long for her to win a title she said “probably because I used to be on that stupid team”.

Speaking of teams, there was a new one in effect last night – so all welcome team Rock Paper Scissorhands.  There was also no microphone for the first round, which I know one guy in particular wasn’t thrilled about.  But the PBRPRPSCLCS won’t let that happen again.

The Street RPS match had a pretty tight finish on the night.  Last year’s perennial Street winner B-Pac edged out this year’s perennial Street winner Dick Nasty by a score of 96-93.  Both thought they had it in the bag and refused to play for it.  They were then shocked to find it was so close.  How exciting is that?  The answer: very exciting!

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