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Quantum Pussy Causes a Stink at Dirty Franks!

The rain may have dampened the streets but not the spirits of Philadelphia’s RPS pros, although it did seem to slow a bunch of them down which got things off to a late start in week 7 at Dirty Franks.  But once things got started they really got started.  There was a weird play-in series which was supposed to just be one match until two more people signed up, Von Damonator missed a Dirty Franks tournament, dOGulas became sOGulas and 2008 Rookie of the year and total points winner Loomer stopped by to say “sure I’ll play some RPS”.  There was almost a Scissoring Bobcat Consortium-filled finals, but Bassethoundulas lost to Quantum Pussy in the Final 4 so he ended up playing against The Crazy Cat Lady who made it two weeks in row making it to the last match on a Tuesday night.  Unfortunately for the Crazy Cat Lady, Quantum Pussy (let’s not forget he did place 2nd overall in 2013) was really on his game and took the title for the night.  Perhaps he was embiggened by the addition of another new player to his team Luke Panama and the Ice Age, although I’m not sure any of these teammates have yet to return to play a 2nd time.  But the dream is alive and I guess that’s all that matters.

The BIG NEWS of the night (I guess) is that former rookie of the year/total points champ/perfect attendance/street champ Dick Nasty stopped by to play for the first time since the Championship in 2012.  Not only that but he’s joined The Good The Bad and The Ugly at the time of the season where the points won’t qualify for that team.  So the two points he got last night won’t do anything for GBU (not that anyone on the team was counting on that or is all that bummed out about it).  It came down to him and the Panty Bandit (just like old times at PYT!) and they played for it.  Dick Nasty turned in the most money and I can see why as he took down the Panty Bandit in a Full Hustle 9-1 to win almost all the fake dollars ($340) in circulation.  I suppose the only thing sweeter would be winning some money off of one of the Minneapolis Hustlers 10-0 at the old World Championships in Toronto, but I don’t know who’s done that.

One Responseto “Quantum Pussy Causes a Stink at Dirty Franks!”

  1. dOGulas says:

    Not my dream. My dream is dead this season.

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