Apr 25, 2012
Hambone RN (formerly Dr. Hambone) is having a pretty good week so far and it’s only half over. First, he placed 2nd at the El Bar on Monday and then he took the whole thing at Dirty Franks on Tuesday. All this despite facing his nemesis Hand Turkey early in the tournament, a 5-3 favorite in the match. (Hambone RN says he plays Hand Turkey every time at Franks but I don’t believe it).
So...
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Hambone RN Denies Von Damonator as B-Pac Presents RPS Speedwagon Sweeps at Dirty Franks!
Apr 24, 2012
(Adapted from news coverage of the Phillies’ loss last night – by guest referee J. Martin Hill)
The one-point rally in the final match, highlighted by Jayne Doe’s (above, left, front) first RPS Tourney win of the season (and her career), created a little excitement and, for a few fleeting moments, was fun to watch. But in the end, it was just camouflage for arguably the ugliest loss of...
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Jayne Doe Scores First Tourney Win at El Bar!
Apr 23, 2012
Week One Standings went up Friday in case you missed it. As if.
Picture of The Fighting Mongooses looking confused just for fun.
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You All Knew the Standings Were Up, Right?
Apr 23, 2012
Sweetji (at left) and Swede Heart just put together their new team The Heart Cutters on Tuesday at Dirty Franks, but just because it’s new doesn’t mean that they aren’t a force to be reckoned with already this season. Swede-Heart made it to the finals on Tuesday at Dirty Franks and then the Final Four at Connie’s Ric Rac was all Heart Cutters.
Exotic Miguel and Taryn Paper lost in...
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Heart Cutters Dominate and Sweetji Wins at Connie’s Ric Rac!
Apr 19, 2012
It was reported in this space on Tuesday that the Blackout Motherfuc*ers were recruiting heavily and these efforts led to the acquisition of Frankie 13 and Dr. Dre.
It is with a good deal of regret that we inform you that this was misleading and not true to the facts. It has come to light that the players in question requested membership and were not approached by any team officials with such an...
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The PBRPRPSCLCS is Very Sorry for Misleading You All
