Nov 14, 2007 Posted by urbanus

The Fighting Mongooses Fights off GYRO in November

The Fighting Mongooses (of the Majestic 12) finally killed the snake at the November Pabst Blue Ribbon Rock Paper Scissors City League November Event.  After failing every time he made the finals in his career (which is actually a lot) he defeated Get Your Rocks Off in the finals with an easy-breesy 3 match to 0 victory.  Thanks to the cancelation of the 2007 PBR Keystone Classic the PBRPRPSCLCS is... read more

Nov 8, 2007 Posted by urbanus

November Off-Season Event Going Down Monday at Bob & Barbara’s!

It’s been a few months (since August to be exact) for Professional RPS Players around Philadelphia to throw down since the unexpected cancellation of the Keystone Classic, but you can get back into the swing of things with the November Off-season event at Bob & Barbara’s (1509 South Street) this coming Monday November 12. There’s a $3 (that’s only as much as a Pabst Blue... read more

Jun 5, 2007 Posted by urbanus

Halen Katz Wins the last Hildo (That’s Dutch for Battle) at B &B’s!

Halen Katz finally got the Dutch Army (partial team below) a championship in PBRPRPSCLCS play for the first time in 2 seasons.  Formerly the largest team in Philadelphia, the Championship drought that the Dutch Army had suffered through was perhaps one of the worst in professional sports (or at least bar sports).  But Halen Katz ended all that, marching her way to victory against Utah’s best RPS... read more

May 22, 2007 Posted by urbanus

Dance Rock Saskatchewan Scores Win #3 on the Year!

Dance Rock Saskatchewan tied the City League record for victories in a season (shared with Female Ninja Whore from 2006) by bringing in his third title of the 2007 season.  He defeated 2 Backups of the Foes of Strawberry in a barn burner that came down to a 5th set.  DRS had formerly been neck and neck with Get Your Rocks Off for rookie of the year honors, but has now taken a commanding lead.  2... read more

May 15, 2007 Posted by urbanus

Once, Twice, Three Times A Paper Takes the Bacon(shark)!

Once, Twice Three Times a Paper won a thrilling 5 match down to the last throw Championship at Bob & Barbara’s against Baconshark, narrowly avoiding a two week Championship run for Team David Bowie’s Package at that same place.  This win also represented the first win of the year for the Foes of Strawberry, who now have as many wins on the year as their greatest foe Mr.... read more