May 17, 2012 Posted by urbanus

2011 Champion Paper Tiger Adds the Daily Double to His RPS Resume at Dirty Frank’s!

Reigning PBRPRPSCLCS Champion Paper Tiger has done a lot of stuff since the beginning of his RPS career.  He’s won a local championship, he’s competed at the World Championship several times, he got a lifetime achievement award, won total points when there was no prize for it, and he left one of the most memorable rants ever in the comments section after a particularly stinging loss to kick... read more

May 16, 2012 Posted by urbanus

Blackout Motherf*ckers Continue to Rock Hard at Dirty Franks!

Another day, another Championship match between a member of the Blackout Motherf*ckers and B-Pac Presents RPS Speedwagon.  This time it wasn’t Dick Nasty vs Frankie 13 or Jayne Doe vs Hambone BSN, but founding Blackout member Rock Hard vs. 127 Hours, the newest member of the Speedwagon. It was the first appearance in a final match for 127 Hours, who is currently in the lead for Rookie of the Year... read more

May 9, 2012 Posted by urbanus

Frankie 13 Scores Another Win at Dirty Franks, Ends Premature Talk of The Week of Nasty!

It was kind of like Week 7 of last year all over again at Dirty Franks, as the crowd was treated to a Frankie 13 vs Dick Nasty final.  Frankie 13 was on fire last week, but a weekend trip to Boston put that flame out pretty quick to start week 4.  Word had also been spreading that after a win at El Bar on Monday Dick Nasty was looking to win all four tournaments this week (Week of Nasty 2012/Nasty Week... read more

May 2, 2012 Posted by urbanus

Paper Chase Makes Philly RPS History at Dirty Franks!

Many a player have attempted to win a RPS championship on their birthday.  Those that have tried and failed include, but are not limited to, such local RPS luminaries as Frankie 13, Scissors Blizzard, Female Ninja Whore (at the 2006 PBRPRPSCLCS Championship), and El Toro Papaya.  Some have come close, some have not, and some have fallen asleep in the bathroom (again, I won’t name names). But on... read more

Apr 25, 2012 Posted by urbanus

Hambone RN Denies Von Damonator as B-Pac Presents RPS Speedwagon Sweeps at Dirty Franks!

Hambone RN (formerly Dr. Hambone) is having a pretty good week so far and it’s only half over.  First, he placed 2nd at the El Bar on Monday and then he took the whole thing at Dirty Franks on Tuesday.  All this despite facing his nemesis Hand Turkey early in the tournament, a 5-3 favorite in the match.  (Hambone RN says he plays Hand Turkey every time at Franks but I don’t believe it). So... read more