May 5, 2010 Posted by urbanus

Danny Taser! Electrifies the Crowd at Dirty Franks!

Danny Taser! (formerly Danny Awesome!) shocked all the competitors, spectators, and referees (note: possibly also God him/herself) combined at Dirty Franks by winning the first tournament of his young RPS career.  It was his 2nd appearance ever in the finals and Danny Taser! (formerly this Rock is a Pipe Bomb) was matched against relative newcomer Philly Phil.   In a match that looked a lot like the... read more

Apr 28, 2010 Posted by urbanus

Oh My Dog! Enrico Pallatzo Sings National Anthem, Wins at Dirty Franks!

Enrico Pallatzo (at right in the middle of team picture) of team Blacksmith’s Apron claimed the first victory of his career (as well as the first ever for his team) in week two at Dirty Franks.  He took down the Denominator in the finals.  In a trend that has been consistant in the finals all season, it wasn’t even close.  Enrico Pallatzo won 3 matches to 0 and the outcome was never... read more

Apr 21, 2010 Posted by urbanus

Ziro and Richard Nasty Keep it In-House at Dirty Franks!

Ziro (pictured at right with the other Lone Wolf), made it to the finals for the first time ever the first week of the 2010 Rock Paper Scissors season at Dirty Franks and he didn’t mess around.  He met up with the highly favored Le Tigre in the finals, who had yet to give up even one point throughout the qualifying rounds.  But how quickly the tide turned as Ziro tamed the tiger in a blowout... read more

Jun 10, 2009 Posted by urbanus

Billy Shears Does Lots of Stuff: Wins at Dirty Franks, Takes the Lead in Total Points and Sets Record for Tournament Wins in a Season!

Billy Shears (above – proving that girls really dig guys who are good at Rock Paper Scissors) Took the title at the last tournament this season at Dirty Franks.  In the process, as you read in the headline, he overtook his Majestic 12 teammate Loomer for the total points (he’s up by 4) and won his fifth tournament in a single season which braeks the old record of 4, which Loomer did both this... read more

Jun 3, 2009 Posted by urbanus

Sir Faust Takes Beats Up on Female Ninja Whore at Dirty Franks!

Sir Faust of the Dirty Dozen (above with Dirty Franks softball jersey and team coach Von Damonator) delivered that team its first in-season Championship ever at their home bar.  He survived a massive competition field of 44 players to meet up with Female Ninja Whore (who throughout her Rock Paper Scissors career seems to play better when there is a larger amount of competitors) in the finals.  But the... read more