May 27, 2009 Posted by urbanus

The Fighting Mongooses Breaks Out of His Slump at Dirty Franks! 2008 Champion Mr. Is Returns!

The Fighting Mongooses (above, 2nd from left) of the Majestic 12 started off pretty cold this year, having not even having won a single match at the halfway point of the season.  But he got back into the winning groove last night at Dirty Franks.  He met up with 2006 City League Champ Baconshark in the finals and really took it to him, blanking him 3 matches to 0 and letting the former champ score only... read more

May 20, 2009 Posted by urbanus

Hand Turkey Gobbles Up a Win at Dirty Franks!

Hand Turkey (above, still working) finally made it past the final four this week (his main stumbling point this season), and met up with Sturgeon General in the finals.  It was an instant classic, as Hand Turkey almost had it, let it slip away, almost had it again, then almost lost it until he finally won it.  It did come down to a last throw in the 5th set that had everyone at Dirty Franks on the... read more

May 13, 2009 Posted by urbanus

I Am Not Afraid Defeats Harry Houdini (the Finnish Magician) in Composed and Courageous Manner! Old Timers Keep Popping Up at Dirty Franks!

I Am Not Afraid (of the newly formed team S*itcaked Toiletbowl) made a splash in her professional Rock Paper Scissors Debut. She knocked off such Philadelphia stalwarts as Gizmo, Le Tigre and Frankie13 on her way and then confidently and fearlessly stuck it to Harry Houdini in the finals by a score of 3 matches to 1 in a USA Vs. Finland showdown.  I Am Not Afraid promised that she’s in it to win... read more

May 6, 2009 Posted by urbanus

PSU Roars to Victory at Dirty Franks!

PSU (above, right – with his teammate Rutgers enjoying Pabst Blue Ribbon) of the newly formed team R.P.S.U. tore through a sell-out crowd at Dirty Franks making his professional debut by defeating such RPS heavyweights as Posthumyn, Loomer and Dogulas before finally ending the night with one of the most intense matches of the season against Vertical Paper in the finals.  It was a fine start for... read more

Apr 29, 2009 Posted by urbanus

Paper Tiger Lights ‘Em Up at Dirty Franks!

Paper Tiger made his first appearance of the 2009 Pabst Blue Ribbon Philadelphia Rock Paper Scissors season at Dirty Franks and what do you know – he took home his first win of the 2009 season.  He smoked Dirty Dozen member and soon-to-be birthday girl Kenya Bates (she shares her birthday with a well-respected international player) in the finals winning by a 3-1 match count.  It’s also 8... read more