May 13, 2009 Posted by urbanus

I Am Not Afraid Defeats Harry Houdini (the Finnish Magician) in Composed and Courageous Manner! Old Timers Keep Popping Up at Dirty Franks!

I Am Not Afraid (of the newly formed team S*itcaked Toiletbowl) made a splash in her professional Rock Paper Scissors Debut. She knocked off such Philadelphia stalwarts as Gizmo, Le Tigre and Frankie13 on her way and then confidently and fearlessly stuck it to Harry Houdini in the finals by a score of 3 matches to 1 in a USA Vs. Finland showdown.  I Am Not Afraid promised that she’s in it to win... read more

May 6, 2009 Posted by urbanus

PSU Roars to Victory at Dirty Franks!

PSU (above, right – with his teammate Rutgers enjoying Pabst Blue Ribbon) of the newly formed team R.P.S.U. tore through a sell-out crowd at Dirty Franks making his professional debut by defeating such RPS heavyweights as Posthumyn, Loomer and Dogulas before finally ending the night with one of the most intense matches of the season against Vertical Paper in the finals.  It was a fine start for... read more

Apr 29, 2009 Posted by urbanus

Paper Tiger Lights ‘Em Up at Dirty Franks!

Paper Tiger made his first appearance of the 2009 Pabst Blue Ribbon Philadelphia Rock Paper Scissors season at Dirty Franks and what do you know – he took home his first win of the 2009 season.  He smoked Dirty Dozen member and soon-to-be birthday girl Kenya Bates (she shares her birthday with a well-respected international player) in the finals winning by a 3-1 match count.  It’s also 8... read more

Apr 22, 2009 Posted by urbanus

Loomer Starts Off 2009 with a Win at Dirty Franks!

Record-setting 2008 Rookie of the Year Loomer (or Loomey-Poo as he know prefers) started off 2009 the same way he did 2008 – with a win at Dirty Franks (“I approve!” says teammate Sizz Blizz).  Loomer beat 2 Backups from the Foes of Strawbanus in a 3 match to 2 victory.  The Foes had their shot at a championship thwarted for a second night in a row.  Loomer also won his 5th in-season... read more

Mar 25, 2009 Posted by urbanus

A Clean Sweep for the Dirty Dozen at Dirty Franks!

That’s What She Said (I made those awesome jokes last time around) looks like she’s decided that she likes playing Rock Paper Scissors, winning at Rock Paper Scissors, and getting money as a result of winning at Rock Paper Scissors (and Pabst Blue Ribbon).  After placing 2nd at the Dive last time around, That’s What She Said took down Pete the Beat by a score of 3 matches to 1 at the... read more