Jun 14, 2006 Posted by urbanus

Billy Shears Finally Wins in the Finals! Majestic 12 yells Throw That Paper! It’s Katelyn G.’s Birthday!

  Billy Shears finally won in the finals on the night, taking it to Bubba of Suburbia who finally made it past the first round and surprised everyone with uncharacteristically strong play.  Billy Shears is the third member of the Majestic 12 to win a championship on the season, joining the Scissors Blizzard and The Artist Formerly Known as Steve Park.  The Majestic 12 then placed respectably, but not... read more

Jun 7, 2006 Posted by urbanus

My Fingers Make Me Happy Gets Her Revenge on Female Ninja Whore…Now Top Ranked Female Player in Philadelphia After Showdown at Finn McCools.

  My Fingers Make Me Happy had a score to settle with Female Ninja Whore.  At Tritone three weeks ago, Female Ninja Whore pulled of a great comeback against Fingers on her way to her first Championship of the season to begin her streak of three championships in 4 tries.   The rematch in the finals at Finn McCools promised to be great, and it did not disappoint as My Fingers Make Me Happy won a thriller... read more

May 31, 2006 Posted by urbanus

Female Ninja Whore Does It Again!

Female Ninja Whore is almost unstoppable at this point.  She rolled into Tritone and won.  She rolled into the Dive the next night and outplayed 36 other competitors.  She lost to the champ at the Dive last week.  Last night she walked into Finn McCool’s and won for the 3rd time in 4 tries defeating Frightening Frankie Thirteen in the finals.  The Philadelphia, as well as World RPS community, is... read more

May 25, 2006 Posted by urbanus

Rangler Wrangles Away Victory From My Fingers Make Me Happy at Finn’s

The Wrangler and My Fingers Make Me Happy arrived as friends at Finn McCool’s on Tuesday.  But then they had to face each other in the finals, and left the event as bitter rivals after the Rangler defeated her with ease to claim his first championship of the season. Said The Rangler:  “It’s almost like she doesn’t respect me with how poorly she played in the finals.” Said... read more

May 17, 2006 Posted by urbanus

Pete the Beat Stands Tall, Wins at Finn McCools

Pete the Beat is quickly becoming a giant of the sport.  Yesterday at Finn McCool’s he stood head and shoulders above the rest of the competition and in the end looked down upon them all from the championship throne (which was actually standing behind a table). All joking aside, Pete is pretty tall, man.  I’ll get over it.  Pete also cruised to a sweet Finn McCool’s victory last... read more