Apr 29, 2008 Posted by urbanus

PJ Rhymeswithsausage Cooks up Victory for David Bowie’s Package! Pacifist Disqualified for Illegal Throw!

PJ Rhymeswithsausage (above, bearded) of Team David Bowies Package (above) took down Rockstar Mania (below – only female in picture) in the finals at the Khyber to kick off week 3 of the 2008 season.  PJ Rhymeswithsausage overcame an early 1 match deficit to cruise to the Championship by a 3 – 1 match count.  PJ and the rest of the Package will be over at the International House for the... read more

Apr 22, 2008 Posted by urbanus

Billy Shears Carries Majestic 12 to Victory!

Billy Shears of the Majestic 12 defeated The Fighting Mongooses of the Majestic 12 in a tight final match at what was arguably one of the weirdest nights of Rock Paper Scissors ever on Monday at the Khyber.  After carrying his team to victory, his team (and Posthumyn) carried Billy Shears away (and apparently touched him strangely) to celebrate their 2nd victory of the year with a refreshing Pabst... read more

Apr 15, 2008 Posted by urbanus

Angie C. Slays Paper Tiger to Take First Championship of the Year!

Angie C. rolled into the Khyber last night with Backwoods Payback and rolled out the champion of the very first 2008 Pabst Blue Ribbon Philadelphia Rock Paper Scissors City League event.  She took down the Paper Tiger in a match that came down the last throw in a series that was tied up at two sets apiece, which was arguably so far the most exciting match of the 2008 season.  Paper Tiger had her down... read more

Jun 14, 2006 Posted by urbanus

Pacifist Repeats at Last Khyber Tournament of the Season on Zoe Schlesinger’s Birthday! Crowd Does Not Like The Pacifist.

The Pacifist once again conquered all at the Khyber on Monday, making only the second time this season that there have been repeat Champions at the same venue two weeks in a row. The prop-throwing Pacifist defeated Hurricane Juan of the Dutch Army amid a steady stream of boos from the crowd that seemed to give him more RPS power. It was the first week of double points week, which means the Pacifist now... read more

Jun 7, 2006 Posted by urbanus

Pacifist Defeats Montana Mike…Issues Challenge to Wyoming Wendy, Dakota Danny and Entire State of Nebraska

  In a night filled with many, many first round upsets (Female Ninja Whore, Mr. Strawberry, PJ Rhymeswithsausage, etc.), The Pacifist came out fighting using his now-trademark elbow supporting hand and Rob Krueger-like count off of the prime.  He defeated Montana Mike in the finals and told all press on hand that “Nothing against Montana Mike, because he seems like a nice guy who could write a pretty... read more