Mar 25, 2009 Posted by urbanus

A Clean Sweep for the Dirty Dozen at Dirty Franks!

That’s What She Said (I made those awesome jokes last time around) looks like she’s decided that she likes playing Rock Paper Scissors, winning at Rock Paper Scissors, and getting money as a result of winning at Rock Paper Scissors (and Pabst Blue Ribbon).  After placing 2nd at the Dive last time around, That’s What She Said took down Pete the Beat by a score of 3 matches to 1 at the... read more

Mar 17, 2009 Posted by urbanus

RPS Returns to Dirty Franks 3/19

The March Off-Season tournament will be going down on Thursday, March 19th at Dirty Franks (13th and Pine). Registration starts at 9 and competition will begin around 9:30.  $3 to play.  It may get crowded so if you want a seat get there closer to 9. The 2009 season is just around the corner, and tentative dates are a start date of April 21 with the Championship on June 13th.  All the details should be... read more

Jan 9, 2009 Posted by urbanus

Someone Who Likes Maple Syrup Somewhere Pours It On at The Dive

The finals for the final tournament of 2008 made the crowd as well as the announcer happy, as their two favorite names on the night – That’s What She Said and Maple Syrup on my Di*k – battled it out for the championship.  Maple Syrup on my Di*k (above left with RPS colleague B Crunk) finally pulled out (That’s what she said! – Ed.) an exhausting and sticky victory,... read more

Dec 19, 2008 Posted by urbanus

Hey! There Really is RPS This Month!

Remember when the PBRPRPSCLCS was all, like, we’re going to try out a bunch of new venues this year and find a lot of cool new RPS places around town? Well, the December off-season tournament is going to be December 30th on the 2nd floor of the Dive (947 East Passyunk).  The Dive is relatively new to RPS, having hosted only 34 tournaments over the past few years.  Registration starts at 9 and the... read more

Oct 13, 2008 Posted by urbanus

Fett’s Vette Rolls to Victory in October – World Championships Ahoy?

Fett’s Vette (file photo above – 5/08 – missing current playing glove) ran down all the other competitors in October – finally holding on to a slim lead to squeak past Posthumyn at the finish line on the last throw of the 5th and final set with everything tied up.  It is unclear at this time if Fette’s Vette will let this momentum drive him to attend the World Championships... read more