May 25, 2006 Posted by urbanus

My Fingers Make Me Happy Follows Through on Guarantee to be Tritone Champion!

My Fingers Make Me Happy follow up her incredibly bold Finn McCool’s guarantee of a victory with an incredibly bold victory over Crystal Ball at Tritone. Crystal Ball had her on the ropes, but threw a very late Scissors as he was nearing a victory in match #2 of the championship battle.  That proved to be the turning point of the night as My Fingers Make Me Happy won it easy from there on out. On a... read more

May 18, 2006 Posted by urbanus

Female Ninja Whore Attacks!

Female Ninja Whore emerged from the shadows of Titone with stealth and whori-ness to claim a victory last night after pulling off one of the greatest comebacks in one of the greatest matches ever seen this season Vs. My Fingers Make Me Happy in round 2. She beat Fiber Glass Forest in the finals, who was so utterly devestated after losing, that the only way to console her was to promise to put her picture... read more

May 17, 2006 Posted by urbanus

Reminder…RPS tonight at Tritone 8 PM Sharp

Just a reminder (as if you needed one, Philadelphia) that the PBRPRPSCLCS is over at Tritone (1508 South Street) tonight at 8 PM. This one does have to start pretty much on schedule as there is other stuff happening there at 10 and we need the champ to be crowned before that time.  Of course, don’t forget to order a special (PBR and jim beam). read more

May 11, 2006 Posted by urbanus

Paper Tiger Smokes the Competition at Tritone

The Paper Tiger, after watching his training partner The Dancing Marine take the title at Finn McCool’s on Tuesday, declared that “I will be the PBRPRPSCLCS Champion at Tritone tomorrow”. The Paper Tiger, trademark cigarette in hand/mouth, made good on his word and defeated Univega (as well as everyone else he played) to claim the title.  The final match wasn’t all that... read more

May 4, 2006 Posted by urbanus

Mr. Strawberry In the Zone, Re-named Mr. RPS Champ at Tritone

Mr. Strawberry took no prisoners at Tritone last night.  The talented Mr. Strawberry provided what has been one of the most dominating and awe-inspiring victories of the season (if not ever).  The guy didn’t even lose a throw until the finals.  Paper Tiger did well to tie him up at one match apiece, but Mr. Strawberry later admitted that he was thinking about how he was missing Lost during that... read more