search
top

2009 Results

PBRPRPSCLCS 2009 Rankings

Final Standings

Updated: June 12, 2009

Team rankings posted below individual competitor rankings

Note: Standings are updated once weekly, usually on Friday


Season Rank Competitor New pts
Total pts
Total events
Season Street Count
2008 PBRPRPSCLCS Champion Mr. Is (16) (27) (7)  
Billy Shears 38 105 17  
Loomer 14 91 21 325
The Fighting Mongooses 14 65 15 471
Dr. Hambone, Esq. 12 63 20 278
Frankie Thirteen 4 63 21 409
B-Pac 10 47 21 152
Biggs Darklighter 16 45 9  
Paper Tiger 6 44 15 166
Madam Silly Putty 18 40 10 97
dOGulas 4 36 12 85
Scissors Blizzard 8 35 12 224
Squidling 12 34 9 9
Grim Trigger 14 34 10 229
El Toro Papaya 4 34 11  
Hand Turkey 6 29 7 5
Baconshark 10 29 9 78
Von Damonator 8 28 10 188
Vertical Paper 4 27 8 188
Sir Faust 12 26 7 38
I am Not Afraid 14 25 4  
Crimson Destroyer 16 25 7  
PJ Rhymeswithsausage 0 23 8 126
Tits McGee 10 16 4  
Female Ninja Whore 0 16 6  
Slymenstra Hyman 6 16 7  
Le_Tigre 2 16 8 79
That’s What She Said 8 15 4 29
Zero 0 15 7  
Legg E. Blonde 6 14 4  
2 Backups 0 14 4 83
Zombie Llama 4 14 7 63
Digital Destroyer 0 13 4 55
Slanted Scissors 2 12 5 26
Hildegard Von Bingen 6 11 3  
Master Double Fister 0 11 4  
Paper Chase 0 11 4  
Tina The Boy 6 9 4  
A Boy Named Sue 4 9 4 106
Mr. Strawberry 0 9 4  
Sara Jane 0 8 1  
PSU 0 8 1  
Univega 2 8 2 77
Kenjiro Gamma 0 8 3  
South Paw Scissors 0 8 4 45
Miss C.L. Smooth 2 7 2 174
Sexual Chutney 0 7 3  
Mike G. 0 7 3  
Don’t Talk No Sass 2 7 4 37
Arizona Slim 0 7 5  
Sturgen General 0 6 1  
Paper Princess 0 6 1  
Harry Houdini 0 6 1  
Sack of Potatoes 4 6 2  
I Want the Gold 2 6 2 73
Enrico Pallatzo 2 6 2  
Smashley McKee 0 6 2 25
Sexy L 4 6 3 9
Fist of Iron 4 6 3  
Gizmo 2 6 3  
Brett’s Shortcomings 0 6 3 92
Allisonic 0 6 3  
Jenny From the Block 0 6 4 13
Captain Obvious 0 5 2  
Crack Rock Paper Scissors 0 5 2  
EZ Almighty 0 5 2  
Triple Double 2 5 3  
Snowden 0 5 3 8
Jake Falkenburg 0 5 4  
The Droog 0 5 4 33
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner 4 4 1  
Street Breaker 4 4 1  
Joe McB 4 4 1  
Sweet Tits 0 4 1  
Henrietta the Destroyer 0 4 1  
Pete the Beat 0 4 1  
Kenny F*cking Powers 0 4 1  
Wandering Brenna 0 4 1 10
Brickhouse 0 4 2  
Mr. S 0 4 2 5
Once, Twice, Three Times a Paper 0 4 2  
Safety Scissors 0 4 2  
Chinchilla’s Blue Ribbon 0 4 2  
Chinese Finger Trap 0 4 2 6
Lawrence of a Labia 0 3 1  
Rockstar 0 3 1 128
Patty Paper 0 3 1  
Nubs 0 3 1  
Rock Harder 0 3 1  
Malcom Sexx 0 3 1  
Flak Man 0 3 1  
House Boy Dan 0 3 1  
Teacher Gear 0 3 1  
Scisor Brother 0 3 1  
Rock Doctor 0 3 1 101
Sacajawea 0 3 1  
Mullings 0 3 1  
Too New For a Nickname 0 3 2  
Serious Kate 0 3 2 15
Uncle Charlie 0 3 2 39
Posthumyn 0 3 2  
Mr. Isn’t 2 2 1  
Turk 2 2 1  
Rockelpower 2 2 1  
Whitcakes 2 2 1  
Too $hort 0 2 1  
Robert the Bruce 0 2 1  
Rob DeCarolis 0 2 1  
Bangkock Dangerous 0 2 1  
Dirty Bird 0 2 1 68
Trouble Brewing 0 2 1  
Spicy Brown 0 2 1  
Craig 0 2 1  
Travial Pursuit 0 2 1  
J. Martin Hill 0 2 1  
Casshole 0 2 1  
Sometimes Scissors 0 2 1  
Hurricane Zane 0 2 1  
Matt D. 0 2 1  
Slash 0 2 1  
Crasy Sarah J 0 2 1  
C. Urbanus 0 2 1  
Kimmy 0 2 1  
Sheepsmuggler 0 2 1  
Rock Strong 0 2 1 15
Caroline 0 2 1  
Deducer 0 2 1  
Rutgers 0 2 1 55
Bad Boyz 0 2 1  
Troy McClure 0 2 1  
Tenacious Deen 0 2 1  
3 Fingers Bill 0 2 1  
Lil Kim 0 1 1  
Bernt to Death 0 1 1  
The Gweenus 0 1 1  
Bridget Moran 0 1 1  
Karen Verker 0 1 1  
Pucky Badger 0 1 1  
Anthony Naccarato 0 1 1  
Tokyo Drift 0 1 1  
Mr. Bukkake Resurrection 0 1 1 4
The Quiet Storm 0 1 1  
Get Your Rocks Off 0 1 1  
Senorita Carambola 0 1 1  
Scarfinger 0 1 1  
Cheater 0 1 1  
Hey Guy 0 1 1  
Hawkeye 0 1 1  
My Boyfriend Dragged e Here 0 1 1  
Uncle Mikey 0 1 1  
Smurf 22 0 1 1 26
Mikey Yum Yum 0 1 1  
Clinton Charles III 0 1 1  
Lady B 0 1 1  
Colleen D 0 1 1  
Joe “The Scissors” Biden 0 1 1  
Zoe Schlesinger 0 1 1
Hannah Schlesinger 0 1 1
Widemouth Frog 0 1 1
Christopher From Sacramento 0 1 1
Victorino 0 1 1
Surfer Dan 0 1 1 9
Sami 0 1 1

2009 Team Standings

team new pts
total pts
Majestic 12 100 346
David Bowie’s Package 48 173
Fast Primes at Ridgemont High 28 112
Dirty Dozen 28 100
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 24 88
Team “Postracial” America 4 78
Feed the Pony 10 63
Foes of Strawbanus 0 61
S*itcaked Toiletbowl 22 42
Paper Cut Posse Featuring Hand Turkey 8 38
Mid-Western Ninjas 4 24
Black to the Future 0 20
Where the heck are all our Friends? 0 12
R.P.S.U. 0 10
Kinkex Fedcos 0 10
Team Bluetooth 0 8
I Can’t Believe it’s not Butta 0 3
Dutch Army 0 2
top