2009 Results
PBRPRPSCLCS 2009 Rankings
Final Standings
Updated: June 12, 2009
Team rankings posted below individual competitor rankings
Note: Standings are updated once weekly, usually on Friday
| Season Rank | Competitor | New pts |
Total pts |
Total events |
Season Street Count |
| 2008 PBRPRPSCLCS Champion Mr. Is | (16) | (27) | (7) | ||
| Billy Shears | 38 | 105 | 17 | ||
| Loomer | 14 | 91 | 21 | 325 | |
| The Fighting Mongooses | 14 | 65 | 15 | 471 | |
| Dr. Hambone, Esq. | 12 | 63 | 20 | 278 | |
| Frankie Thirteen | 4 | 63 | 21 | 409 | |
| B-Pac | 10 | 47 | 21 | 152 | |
| Biggs Darklighter | 16 | 45 | 9 | ||
| Paper Tiger | 6 | 44 | 15 | 166 | |
| Madam Silly Putty | 18 | 40 | 10 | 97 | |
| dOGulas | 4 | 36 | 12 | 85 | |
| Scissors Blizzard | 8 | 35 | 12 | 224 | |
| Squidling | 12 | 34 | 9 | 9 | |
| Grim Trigger | 14 | 34 | 10 | 229 | |
| El Toro Papaya | 4 | 34 | 11 | ||
| Hand Turkey | 6 | 29 | 7 | 5 | |
| Baconshark | 10 | 29 | 9 | 78 | |
| Von Damonator | 8 | 28 | 10 | 188 | |
| Vertical Paper | 4 | 27 | 8 | 188 | |
| Sir Faust | 12 | 26 | 7 | 38 | |
| I am Not Afraid | 14 | 25 | 4 | ||
| Crimson Destroyer | 16 | 25 | 7 | ||
| PJ Rhymeswithsausage | 0 | 23 | 8 | 126 | |
| Tits McGee | 10 | 16 | 4 | ||
| Female Ninja Whore | 0 | 16 | 6 | ||
| Slymenstra Hyman | 6 | 16 | 7 | ||
| Le_Tigre | 2 | 16 | 8 | 79 | |
| That’s What She Said | 8 | 15 | 4 | 29 | |
| Zero | 0 | 15 | 7 | ||
| Legg E. Blonde | 6 | 14 | 4 | ||
| 2 Backups | 0 | 14 | 4 | 83 | |
| Zombie Llama | 4 | 14 | 7 | 63 | |
| Digital Destroyer | 0 | 13 | 4 | 55 | |
| Slanted Scissors | 2 | 12 | 5 | 26 | |
| Hildegard Von Bingen | 6 | 11 | 3 | ||
| Master Double Fister | 0 | 11 | 4 | ||
| Paper Chase | 0 | 11 | 4 | ||
| Tina The Boy | 6 | 9 | 4 | ||
| A Boy Named Sue | 4 | 9 | 4 | 106 | |
| Mr. Strawberry | 0 | 9 | 4 | ||
| Sara Jane | 0 | 8 | 1 | ||
| PSU | 0 | 8 | 1 | ||
| Univega | 2 | 8 | 2 | 77 | |
| Kenjiro Gamma | 0 | 8 | 3 | ||
| South Paw Scissors | 0 | 8 | 4 | 45 | |
| Miss C.L. Smooth | 2 | 7 | 2 | 174 | |
| Sexual Chutney | 0 | 7 | 3 | ||
| Mike G. | 0 | 7 | 3 | ||
| Don’t Talk No Sass | 2 | 7 | 4 | 37 | |
| Arizona Slim | 0 | 7 | 5 | ||
| Sturgen General | 0 | 6 | 1 | ||
| Paper Princess | 0 | 6 | 1 | ||
| Harry Houdini | 0 | 6 | 1 | ||
| Sack of Potatoes | 4 | 6 | 2 | ||
| I Want the Gold | 2 | 6 | 2 | 73 | |
| Enrico Pallatzo | 2 | 6 | 2 | ||
| Smashley McKee | 0 | 6 | 2 | 25 | |
| Sexy L | 4 | 6 | 3 | 9 | |
| Fist of Iron | 4 | 6 | 3 | ||
| Gizmo | 2 | 6 | 3 | ||
| Brett’s Shortcomings | 0 | 6 | 3 | 92 | |
| Allisonic | 0 | 6 | 3 | ||
| Jenny From the Block | 0 | 6 | 4 | 13 | |
| Captain Obvious | 0 | 5 | 2 | ||
| Crack Rock Paper Scissors | 0 | 5 | 2 | ||
| EZ Almighty | 0 | 5 | 2 | ||
| Triple Double | 2 | 5 | 3 | ||
| Snowden | 0 | 5 | 3 | 8 | |
| Jake Falkenburg | 0 | 5 | 4 | ||
| The Droog | 0 | 5 | 4 | 33 | |
| Winner Winner Chicken Dinner | 4 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Street Breaker | 4 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Joe McB | 4 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Sweet Tits | 0 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Henrietta the Destroyer | 0 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Pete the Beat | 0 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Kenny F*cking Powers | 0 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Wandering Brenna | 0 | 4 | 1 | 10 | |
| Brickhouse | 0 | 4 | 2 | ||
| Mr. S | 0 | 4 | 2 | 5 | |
| Once, Twice, Three Times a Paper | 0 | 4 | 2 | ||
| Safety Scissors | 0 | 4 | 2 | ||
| Chinchilla’s Blue Ribbon | 0 | 4 | 2 | ||
| Chinese Finger Trap | 0 | 4 | 2 | 6 | |
| Lawrence of a Labia | 0 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Rockstar | 0 | 3 | 1 | 128 | |
| Patty Paper | 0 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Nubs | 0 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Rock Harder | 0 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Malcom Sexx | 0 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Flak Man | 0 | 3 | 1 | ||
| House Boy Dan | 0 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Teacher Gear | 0 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Scisor Brother | 0 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Rock Doctor | 0 | 3 | 1 | 101 | |
| Sacajawea | 0 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Mullings | 0 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Too New For a Nickname | 0 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Serious Kate | 0 | 3 | 2 | 15 | |
| Uncle Charlie | 0 | 3 | 2 | 39 | |
| Posthumyn | 0 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Mr. Isn’t | 2 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Turk | 2 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Rockelpower | 2 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Whitcakes | 2 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Too $hort | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Robert the Bruce | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Rob DeCarolis | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Bangkock Dangerous | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Dirty Bird | 0 | 2 | 1 | 68 | |
| Trouble Brewing | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Spicy Brown | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Craig | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Travial Pursuit | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| J. Martin Hill | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Casshole | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Sometimes Scissors | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Hurricane Zane | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Matt D. | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Slash | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Crasy Sarah J | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| C. Urbanus | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Kimmy | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Sheepsmuggler | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Rock Strong | 0 | 2 | 1 | 15 | |
| Caroline | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Deducer | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Rutgers | 0 | 2 | 1 | 55 | |
| Bad Boyz | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Troy McClure | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tenacious Deen | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| 3 Fingers Bill | 0 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Lil Kim | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bernt to Death | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| The Gweenus | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bridget Moran | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Karen Verker | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Pucky Badger | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Anthony Naccarato | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tokyo Drift | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Mr. Bukkake Resurrection | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
| The Quiet Storm | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Get Your Rocks Off | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Senorita Carambola | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Scarfinger | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Cheater | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Hey Guy | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Hawkeye | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| My Boyfriend Dragged e Here | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Uncle Mikey | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Smurf 22 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 26 | |
| Mikey Yum Yum | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Clinton Charles III | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Lady B | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Colleen D | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Joe “The Scissors” Biden | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Zoe Schlesinger | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Hannah Schlesinger | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Widemouth Frog | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Christopher From Sacramento | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victorino | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Surfer Dan | 0 | 1 | 1 | 9 | |
| Sami | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
2009 Team Standings
| team | new pts |
total pts |
| Majestic 12 | 100 | 346 |
| David Bowie’s Package | 48 | 173 |
| Fast Primes at Ridgemont High | 28 | 112 |
| Dirty Dozen | 28 | 100 |
| The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly | 24 | 88 |
| Team “Postracial” America | 4 | 78 |
| Feed the Pony | 10 | 63 |
| Foes of Strawbanus | 0 | 61 |
| S*itcaked Toiletbowl | 22 | 42 |
| Paper Cut Posse Featuring Hand Turkey | 8 | 38 |
| Mid-Western Ninjas | 4 | 24 |
| Black to the Future | 0 | 20 |
| Where the heck are all our Friends? | 0 | 12 |
| R.P.S.U. | 0 | 10 |
| Kinkex Fedcos | 0 | 10 |
| Team Bluetooth | 0 | 8 |
| I Can’t Believe it’s not Butta | 0 | 3 |
| Dutch Army | 0 | 2 |
